It’s snowing in spring?

how terrible

mikalleangelo:

so you know how humans can make animal noises like we can pretend to meow and bark and stuff

well how fucking weird would it be if animals could do that like they didn’t know what it meant or how to speak phrases but they could pick up on stuff we say and make the same noise

like youd just be watching tv with your dog next to you and youd reach over to pet him and

“bowel movement”

those are called parrots

zemeth:

squarekun:

Fun facts for the dangang rompers negatively freaking out over the translation archive:

• It’s not a “rip” of the translation, it’s literally just the html files of orenronen’s posts, there’s literally no difference in reading the html files or reading it when the…

*vegan descends from ceiling* hey i know you were raped but just think: somewhere some dude is eating a burger right now. just food (heh) for thought. *slowly floats upward and out of frame*

you know some dude comparing eating meat to raping a girl isn’t likely to make me a vegan

venusaurphobia:

American Eagle introduces: Skinny Skinny.

A new limited edition jean size that’s made from paint applied to your legs. For when skinny jeans, aren’t skinny enough. Unfortunately, they already sold out, but you can watch the video here to see how this revolutionary technology is changing the fashion world.

this is joke geniuses

i now pronounce you manakete and wife

1. listening to dumb lists on the internet that give vague advice and don’t know anything about you, your life, or your choices

im not lesbian

im lesballin’